Old man, take a look at my life; I'm a lot like you

I saw a man on the bus today who was the pope in disguise. I'm almost sure of it. He had the white hair and everything. The thing that gave it away was the fact that he was wearing his stocking cap way, way up on his head so that it stuck up a good 6-9".

He looked like this:



Which is obviously quite similar to this: