Happy end of finals!

Everywhere there's lots of piggies / Liveing piggy lives

Wolf and Pig

Winter Semester, 2009.

• EPID 516, Genetics in Public Health - take-home final exam due: 4/29
  
• EPID 543, Virus Diseases - in-class final exam: 4/28
  
• EPID 565, HME Capstone - Done!
  
• EPID 582, Molecular Epidemiology - Done!
  
• EPID 609, Vaccines in Public Health - Done!
  
• EPID 631, Topics in Cancer Epidemiology - Done!
  

This reminded me of my dad's lectures when I was in high school...

When Autumn comes, it doesn't ask / It just walks in where it left you last

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& I've been imagining myself 1000 miles away
in a million different places since the day I was born.
What makes you think I'll find reality any time soon?
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Public health joke, as told by Shama:

So this Bangladeshi woman married this man whom she had known for quite some time. However, being that they were good, pious people, they hadn't been exposed to each other's bodies at all until their wedding night.

On their wedding night, the man began to undress. The woman noticed a horrible looking mark on his elbow and asked what it was.

"Oh, that! That's left over from my elbolio. I've had it since I was a child."
"Don't you mean 'polio,'" the woman responded?
"No, no... elbolio!" the husband replied.

He continued undressing and the woman noticed an ugly rash on his legs.

"Oh my! Your legs! What's wrong?" the woman exclaimed!
"Oh, my wife. No worries. That is from my kneesles. It is not contagious anymore."
The woman responded, "Wait, do you mean 'measles?'"
Her husband replied, "No... I'm sure it's kneesles!"

So, the man kept undressing.
As he removed his underwear the woman's eyes grew large.

"... Don't tell me," she said. "Small cocks?"

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

PUMA Women's v-Konstrukt II Gci FG - White/Black Firm Ground Soccer Shoes

New cleats. Backordered.
I love my Diadora's but they're wearing out really fast. So, I'm trying some Pumas as I work my way through the list of cleat-makers in the quest to find the perfect cleat. So far, nothing beats my old Adidas that I had about 5 years ago -- so comfortable and long lasting... But Adidas these days just doesn't fit right.

All Things Left Before Graduation

4/16 - Vaccines Exam
4/16 - A2 Ultimate
4/16 - Rock Band Night @ Windemere
4/17 - Art and Wine with Lisa
4/19 - Hybrid Workout
4/19 - A2 Ultimate
4/20 - Virus HW 5
4/20 - Dinner at Melissa's
4/23 - Nichole's Defense
4/23 - A2 Ultimate
4/21 - MDR-TB Group Presentation
4/24 - MDR-TB Group Paper
4/24 - SPH Friends at Dominick's
4/25 - Compagnie Marie Chouinard @ Power Center
4/26 - Hybrid Workout?
4/26 - A2 Ultimate
4/28 - Virus Exam
4/28 - PARENTS ARRIVE!
4/29 - Genetics Take-Home Exam Due
4/29 - Indoor Ultimate?
4/30 - GRADUATION

It's the final countdown

Assignments and Due Dates Until I Graduate:

4/16 - Vaccines Exam
4/20 - Virus HW 5
4/21 - MDR-TB Group Presentation
4/24 - MDR-TB Group Paper
4/28 - Virus Exam
4/29 - Genetics Take-Home Exam Due
4/30 - GRADUATION

Public Health Joke, as told by Allison:

Q: What do you call a rabbit with gonorrhea?



A: Peter Rotten Tail




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